INT. DAY. SHOP FLOOR.
Customer; “Double yolkers?”
Customer assistant; “No, I’m afraid we don’t have them. Sorry.”
Customer; “Well it says you do in today’s Daily Mail.” showing a copy of a newspaper advert.
Customer assistant; “The Daily Mail says many things. Most of which are lies”.
Customer storms off. Very annoyed. Customer assistant smiles; little victories.
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