INT. DAY AFTER ELECTION DAY. MORNING. CHECKOUT TILL. 
Customer is purchasing a single bottle of 20cl cava. It’s not champagne and will fill one small glass. Maybe two sips – tops.
Customer assistant; “Celebrating the tory win?”
Customer; “No. It’s my daughters birthday tomorrow”.
Living the Rock’n’Roll lifestyle obviously.
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